Wednesday, March 5, 2008

It's a groaner but it made me laugh!

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

“Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me.”

“This one's kind of strange…”

“Let me be the judge of that,” the doctor replied.

“Well,” she said, “yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.”

“I see.”

“That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.”

“I see.”

“That night,” she went on, “I went again, and, plink-plink-plink, there were dimes... and this morning there were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me! I'm scared out of my wits!”

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.

“There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.”

(Ready for this?)

(I'm warning you.....)

(It's not too can still bail out!)

“You're simply going through the change!”


Don Mills Diva said...

Ouch - that one is baaaaaad - but I laughed anyway...

Anonymous said...

Going through the change. Oh, dear.

I am sad that when I clicked over to comment that the George Winston ended.

nutmeg said...

So bad it's good!

Anonymous said...

Oh.. that is hilarious! I'm new to reading your blog.. very funny!! LOVE our music.. it was a great way to watch the sunrise while listening..
I love Practical Magic too.. it was filmed right across the bay from where I live!!

Welcome to Blogging.. I'm new too!

Anonymous said...

Me again.. thanks for the comment!!! You'll have to go back to my February archives and look at my daughter's furniture! It was a chore, but it's all painted white~