Saturday, August 30, 2008

The Naked Bagel (maker)

Ok, so I didn't actually MAKE the bagel, I merely toasted it.

I was on the phone with my mom until after 1am last night. (It had been a long time since we'd talked and there was a lot to talk about!) I got up much later than usual today (sleep! I had some!) and so took my shower late in the morning.

As I was toweling off after my shower, the phone rang. It was Darling Daughter's BFF. Which meant she would be on the phone in her room for a L-O-N-G time. (I wonder where she gets her 'long phone conversation' gene from?)

Since it was much later in the morning than I usually get up, my tummy was growling. I got this great (yeah right) idea. Darling Daughter's busy on the phone in her room ... I could sneak out and pop a bagel in the toaster and get it back to my room and THEN get dressed. Did I mention I was nekkid?

As so often happens when I put one of my brilliant ideas into play ... it didn't work out so great.

While still chatting on the phone, Darling Daughter came into the kitchen and caught me red handed (and bare assed) in front of the toaster.

"ARGH! MOM! MY EYES! MY EYES!! AHHHH!"

Oh, the humanity!

Of course every detail was shared instantly with her BFF.

Ah ... the memories we create for our children. My nekkid bagel-making will not be soon forgotten.

Good times, good times.

4 comments:

noble pig said...

That's hilarious, and even funnier she told her friend! Oh well, things could be worse.

deepfriedapplepies said...

Poor Mom~!! I've been caught like that before.. it was at the dryer though!!! Luckilly, dear daughter wasn't on the phone!

MoziEsmé said...

Thanks for the laugh! I can so see that happening to me one day . . .

Melisa said...

ROFL!

I hope that bagel tasted good. :)