First, let me say that I'm in the office alone today. And I decided to eat my sandwich at my desk and just work through.
I just discovered that even though I usually have to push the phone line (we have three lines) button to connect to an incoming call, occasionally you are connected simply by picking up the receiver.
I learned this today as I let out a huge belch as I lifted the receiver - I hadn't pushed the line button yet, but the line was live! As I let out a burp that would have made Norm from "Cheers" proud! How flippin' embarrassing!
Fortunately it wasn't a parishoner - it was one of the Ministers.
On the other hand - it was a Minister!!!
My lesson learned today: