Every night, this is The Hubs routine:
Place stainless steel commuter mug on counter.
CLUNK
Place ice cube in hand.
No not this Ice Cube...
These ice cubes...
Grab spoon from drawer.
Using back side of spoon, hit ice cubes in the other hand.
WHACK
Drop crushed ice into stainless steel cup.
CHING! TING! RATTLE!
Then he sits down to watch television, and chews the crushed ice.
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
Every night, he goes through this routine several times before the evening is over.
CLUNK
WHACK
CHING! TING! RATTLE!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
CLUNK
WHACK
CHING! TING! RATTLE!
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
By the end of the evening, I'm ready for some ice myself:
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6 comments:
Cut it out! He does not? That is hilarious!!!
I vote no. Grounds for insanity, maybe.
No Way! That actually made me laugh because it's so crazy! I'm sorry, you need to come up with your own side of crazy.
This is too funny. If he is eating crushed ice, I've heard you might have some type of vitimin deficiency. Just a thought. :-)
I've heard the vitamin deficiency thing also. That would drive me NUTS.
I guess he could be doing worse things!
Kind of funny though, and I could see why it would be annoying.
I love your blogs. They are so you.
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